How to Kill MySpace

It’s been an interesting little journey I’ve been on lately.  It started out as me trying to figure out a way to create a decentralized application framework.  That led me to explore decentralized cross-domain communication in the form of XMPP.  That led me to explore decentralized online identity.  That led me to explore semantic Web work, and then eventually to social networks.  Which led me to MySpace, of all things.

As anyone who keeps an eye on this blog regularly knows, I detest MySpace.  I think its design is terrible, it holds data hostage, it doesn’t play well with others, and its owner, Fox News, is a prick, if you can call a company that.  However, MySpace is super-popular.

The only reason I really care, however, is because I’m now pretty sure that social networks are the doorway to unified online identity (as I wrote about here).  So as long as MySpace is Evilmyspacemonkey the 5000-lb gorilla in that area, any kind of really useful online identity is nothing more than a pipe dream.  I kind of think of MySpace as King Kong’s evil twin that would have given the girl a cease and desist order because she tried to teach him how to love.

So in order to eventually reach my dream of a digital utopia, I think it’s necessary to take a few steps back from the technical details that really get my blood pumping and talk about how to kill the MySpace gorilla.  I do believe that the ultimate solution has to be an open decentralized social network, with identity baked in, but put in those terms, it’s hardly going to get the average person excited. 

So what makes MySpace the de facto standard for the average person right now?  And what will it take for an open social network to start being real competition for it?  Well, for starters, there’s no way a new social network will gain traction like MySpace did.  MySpace was started with a massive spam campaign and massive media advertising.  Spam leaves a bad taste in my mouth (both the real thing and unsolicited email), and I don’t think anyone wants to fund a massive media campaign to try to take on MySpace.  So what to do?

I think it would be a worthwhile exercise to take a look at what drives people to MySpace, besides the spam and the market traction they already have.  So I’ve been talking to the heavy MySpace users I know, and here’s what I found:

  1. People love pimping their online rides in the form of pages that I find truly disgusting to look at.  However, what I think is irrelevant–people want to express their individuality online.  They like the fact that it costs no money to get a new set of rims and a paintjob for their MySpace page, versus a couple grand in the real world for their car.  They consider their MySpace page an extension of their personality.  Raining text, flashing backgrounds, dancing gif’s… all the things that make my eyeballs beg for mercy, the average person apparently loves.
  2. User control.  One thing MySpace does do well is not restrict the users.  They can start a page for their band, their dog, their cat, their hair, and their car if they want.  If you’re a company that’s trying to use MySpace for profit, or piggyback on its success, it will send you a cease and desist, but it lets its users run wild.
  3. Music.  People like adding music to their page.  I don’t know why, it doesn’t appeal to me, but it kept coming up.
  4. Showing off friends.  People like to show off how many people they know.  It’s the online equivalent of being one of the cool kids.
  5. Connecting with other… things.  People like the fact that they can affiliate themselves with bands, strip clubs, dogs and cats.  For some reason the act of establishing some sort of loose relationship with "something" makes people feel good and gives them a sense of belonging.

All in all, I got the sense that the most important thing is that MySpace allows people to express their personalities online.  The huge community of MySpace themes and hacks also helps, because people can browse for an "identity" that they really like and connect with, and use it for their page.  I don’t think anyone I know besides me has the basic, default MySpace page.

I don’t think any of the other social networks out there right now get this.  And I’ve tried them all, I think.  The correct user interface is not what your Web designers think is the best, it’s what the users think is the best.  In fact, even though I quite literally hate the MySpace interface, it may be the best default layout simply because it’s what all of the existing MySpace users are familiar with.  I don’t think the average person has enough exposure to Web applications to quickly grasp a brand new user interface.  Instead, leverage the time they have invested in learning how to use MySpace.

The user interface problem is certainly solvable.  But more importantly, I think the real MySpace killer is eventually going to be when the average person grasps this key idea:

Your online identity is valuable.  It is making money, whether you realize it or not.  Would you like to A) Keep the money for yourself, B) Give the money to charity, or C)  Continue giving it to Fox News Corporation. 

This message will need to be drilled into the public’s collective head until they understand it.  By blog, by email, by IM, by word of mouth, by carrier pigeon, by t-shirts, by MySpace itself… any way we can think of to spread this message.  MySpace needs to be turned into a evil corporate villain in the eyes of the average person.  They need to see MySpace as a rich fat cat that’s profiting from their hard work.  They need to see that Fox News Corporation is trying to strengthen its stranglehold on their identity every day. MySpace needs to go from "cool" to "uncool".

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  • http://www.base4.net/blog.aspx Alex

    Yes I detest Fox too! If for no other reason than there terrible treatment and eventual cancelation of the only thing worth watching on TV: Arrested Development!

  • http://depressionisms.com/tblog/ Craig

    Today someone wrote me a message on myspace asking to email them at hotmail:

    > It would be a lot easier for me 'cause I am not the best with this computer stuff but I am used to checking my mail. <

    "Used to checking my email"

    That re-affirms what I already felt, that we need to get identity systems integrated with simple decentralised email clients anyone can use. Social networks with email being the entry point and extending that with other message services. What I call event messages. Whether its identity transaction events, new feed events or missed skype call events.

    The most critical thing is to get eyeballs on identity. To me thats email.

  • http://technik733.no-ip.com Jikki

    Wow… Only 2 Comments? Less people hate mySpam than I thought… Anyway I'm all for a universal e-mail/message system, and think gmail is going in that direction, although I don't want google to have any more power than they already do, they are just perfect. Having google make it would not make it decentralized though… You know what I'm bored, I think I'll try to progam something useful for once. Sending text and picture files without the server middleman shouldn't be hard. Heehee there is my final project for progamming, thank you people.

  • http://www.jasonkolb.com/weblog/2006/10/robert_young_wr.html JasonKolb.com

    http://www.jasonkolb.com/weblog/2006/10/robert_young_wr.html

    Robert Young wrote a thought-provoking post today about the future of social networks, and bemoaning the fact that most of the new social network-type applications he sees are pretty much the same. Just like the everyone wants to be a

  • Jake Watson

    Dude, I agree MySpace sucks, let's hope it dies soon, but MySpace ain't owned by Fox News, there's no such thing as Fox News Corporation. There IS News Corporation which Fox is only one small part of

  • rosie

    myspace is h
    a great thing and i understand were ure coming from but myspace proberlly will be around it would take alot 4 it 2 become (uncool) as yiou say but i do understand were ure coming from the only real bad thing is how you can get hacked into

  • Ya

    MySpace definetly needs to be taken down but it isn't going to happen in the near future, and to tell you why everyone uses it it is because all their friends use it. Oh and by the way if you need help on that program let me know, that would change the world.

  • Zach Grant

    Sorry for my name above I messed up the entry thing and to Jikki Fox is a company its called Fox Interactive look it up

  • UnderDog

    From a different perspective..
    I Despise myspace, but there is one good thing about it,as far as I'm concerned if it wasn't for myspace i probably wouldnt have caught that girl i wasted 7 months with, cheating, and revealed her true colors. To me myspace is a place for idiots, loosers, people with deep seeded mental issues and and extremely low self esteem self worth, people with all kinds of Mixed up priorities. in the same way that i wouldn't date a woman who was part of a swinger club i will now not go near anyone who frequents myspace, and i will openly ridicule them for being there. (maybe not the wisest course to take at the moment)
    The important factor to realize is that Most myspace users seem to care Far too much about what others think, and about how they look.
    The more people who stigmatize the mere fact they are on it the more of these insecure idiots will feel the need to get off. just like AOL… this is already happening, in a few ways on a small scale, whoever winds up having the best chance to compete with myspace needs to convince the masses that they look like fools for being there.

  • UnderDog

    From a different perspective..
    I Despise myspace, but there is one good thing about it,as far as I'm concerned if it wasn't for myspace i probably wouldnt have caught that girl i wasted 7 months with, cheating, and revealed her true colors. To me myspace is a place for idiots, loosers, people with deep seeded mental issues and and extremely low self esteem self worth, people with all kinds of Mixed up priorities. in the same way that i wouldn't date a woman who was part of a swinger club i will now not go near anyone who frequents myspace, and i will openly ridicule them for being there. (maybe not the wisest course to take at the moment)
    The important factor to realize is that Most myspace users seem to care Far too much about what others think, and about how they look.
    The more people who stigmatize the mere fact they are on it the more of these insecure idiots will feel the need to get off. just like AOL… this is already happening, in a few ways on a small scale, whoever winds up having the best chance to compete with myspace needs to convince the masses that they look like fools for being there.

  • http://www.myspace.com/annihilate_the_system Aliesha

    I completely agree. Myspace needs to be brought down from it's mighty thrown. I'm attempting to do so by gathering followers who feel trapped into the myspace phenomenon by adding me as a friend at http://www.myspace.com/annihilate_the_system. Destroy it from within the system. Spread the word of its evil to all who click add me. i will reign terror. or. at least til its found out and fox deletes me. then i'll start over haha.

  • matt

    myspace profiles are snapshots of people lives, exageratted 1000 times. The police and government can view any profile they want. WHen i hear people talk about how cool they are on their myspace, i walk over to them and laugh in their faces. Myspace is for pathetic corporation worshipers who arnt happy with their own real life so they must make themselves look cooler in the digital scene.

  • Miss kitty – kinga

    I completly agree with a lot of things that you stated in your post. I have a myspace page that I used to use to connect with friends who live in other cities, and then I just asked them to please e-mail me instead of using myspace because I didn't feel comfortable with strangers knowing who was in my social circle. I know people who use myspace to form fantasy relationships with women then never met. It's insane! But most people will agree with anything that gives them a feeling of satisfaction. In a perfect world, myspace would truly be king kong. I personally think that it should be considered illegal just like the whole Napster thing. You will never (at least not in the near future) be able to eleminate mywaste (lol) but if people were forced to pay for the service, I bet a lot of illegal activity that is hosted on the site would be eliminated. I just don't agree with the concept of women exposing themselves in the nature that they do. I have seen some truly explicit photos and blogs posted, that made us good girls look really bad. I can't express enough how much I hate myspace, seriously, if you look at it, you are taking away from important face time with people. You can't truly network with people by looking at pictures of them… who is really using myspace for networking… come on. that is just a joke to me. I network quite well, and everyone in my circle is someone that I know. personally. I was able to establish relationships that were critical to my success. at 22 I'm a senior manager with my company, work for the strongest region, and I'm running accounts, opening new accounts, and training future leaders… all without a college degree, and I met my connections in person. anyone who I tried to network with online, I never called/emailed… and the contact was always lost. You can't keep a relationship, or friendship with someone that you have never seen in your life. Its just unreal! and it's fake. I can go online and use photo shop and look like paris hilton (a lot of people tell me I do) and really fool a univers of people. (lol) I mean think about it, how many of us, smart, well rounded people are going to risk everything we have to go meet up with someone we never met before? So, why waste the time even talking to these people? I'm sorry I'm going on, and on with this, but I tend to do that when I'm passionate about something… in conclusion! F*** myspace, if it gets to the point that we can't do anything about it, surround ourselves with people who feel the same way we do, and keep it movin'

  • myspace jew watchers

    The people on my space are less than prostitutes and whores, they show themselves off for free, spending their own time and effort for what ! People with 100_, 200+ 1000+ friends are all idiots, there is no way they can keep track of so many friends. And what about that stupid line they all use – 'thanks for the add' ! As if they feel important getting an add on another profile. Most photographs they use all look like they are done the same, that is because they are, hand held with a point and shoot. Myspace is really about connecting criminals, it connects drug dealers with small teenage gangs. The most talked about internet censor filter is in australia, the one the government is bringing in, they should ban myspace but they will not 'we can not stop people talking to each other' is probably what they would say, just like the police would say. Parents allow their children to act as sluts and criminals on myspace because they themselves are the same.

  • myspace_is_excrement

    Every time you do ANYTHING on myspace the screen is refreshed like when you click to look at a profile, friends list, photo albums, individual photo's and even going back from a photo to a photo list YOU GET ANOTHER BANNER ADVERTISEMENT at the top of the page. I can imagine hardcore users doing this several hundred times a day. This is great news for myspace, you are viewing the advertisements without even knowing it, it is great for their statistics because it increases the REAL DOLLAR value of their company which they may sell one day for millions or billions. It also lets them charge a higher rate to the advertisers. In the end the users screw consumers because what ever product or service is being advertised will have a higher advertising component cost, and I say MYSPACE USER screws CONSUMER because myspace users are not consumers, myspace users are scabs that use it because it is FREE and they don't buy anything because they are LOSERS that use cheap crappy PC's. They do not value their time because in effect they are working for myspace as a JOB for NO PAY without even knowing it. Only a stupid person would work for free, I do not even watch television anymore, I got myself a huge plasma screen and I only watch dvd/hd dvd. So you myspace losers might as well get a job in a coffee shop and work for no pay, the end effect is the same, you loose your time and make someone else money while degrading yourself. The worst king of myspace users are the beta testers, how proud the idiots must be to have 'official beta tester' appear on their page, they must get some kind of satisfaction knowing that everyone else can also see they are one ! Beta testers go one step further by working for myspace to find and report bugs, further degrading themselves by working even more for free, add to this the extra time it took to convert to being a beta tester multiplied by thousands which is a lot of time myspace gets for free. This allows them to NOT EMPLOY as many staff to do the testing. MYSPACE CREATES UNEMPLOYMENT and PUSHES THE PRICE OF PRODUCTS AND SERVICES UP while WASTING YOUR TIME by getting you to WORK FOR FREE. Come and be my friend, you can mow my lawn for free, you IDIOTIC products of INBRED SODOMY.